Teaser Monday

Another Monday Teaser that I hope puts a smile on your face. 🙂

“Holy fuck balls!” she cried. “That’s your car?” She walked around it, running her hands over the hood, the doors, the chrome, murmuring, “Oh, God. It’s so smooth. It’s so pretty.”

I was beginning to think she was going to hump the thing, but I let her have her fantasy and riddle my car with her fingerprints.  However, I drew the line when she asked if she could lick it. “Absolutely not. You’ve already molested my car. You’re not putting your tongue on it too.”  I opened her door and motioned inside. “Damn, you’re weird. Get in so we can go.” ©


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